Ted Quote #867
Quote from Ted in Architect of Destruction
Barney: Speaking of disappointing weenies... Ted, tell them what you told me
Ted: I want to ask the board at GNB to move the site for the new headquarters so we don't have to tear down a classic old building.
Barney: I still don't get this. Why, all of a sudden, out of nowhere, do you want to ruin... Wait a minute. Who's the girl?
Robin: Duh.
Lily: Of course there's a girl.
Ted: What? I... There's no g-girl. Why would you even... Her name is Zoey.
Barney: Boobs?
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‘Architect of Destruction’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Barney: Ted, I know you love crap old stuff no one cares about. But I'm gonna give yo. four words to live by. New is always better.
Ted: New is always better?
Barney: You know who's a million times hotter than the hottest girl I've ever slept with? Her okay-looking friend
I haven't seen naked. Why? Because new is always better.
Quote from Barney
Barney: Dude. Working together is gonna be legen... Wait for it. I'll send you an inter-office memo with the rest 'cause we freakin' work together!
Quote from Barney
Ted: I'm sorry. I can't do this if it means tearing down The Arcadian. It's an architectural landmark. Plus, people live there. How does GNB plan to get hundreds of residents to just up and leave?
Barney: Snakes.
Ted: Did you just say "snakes"?
Barney: I don't recall saying "snakes".