Barney Quote #840

Quote from Barney in The Possimpible

[on Barney's resume tape:]
Interviewer: [Barney in a Scottish accent] What would you recommend to your numerous admirers who want to reach their highest potential?
[in the room:]
Ted: And a wee bit Scottish.
[on tape:]
Barney: The first thing you need to know about success is that it doesn't just come to you. [Barney on a motorcycle with a road background] Most people associate success with money and power, but really it's a state of mind. [engine revs]
Ted: You had to be on a motorcycle to say that?

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 ‘The Possimpible’ Quotes

Quote from Barney

[on Barney's resume tape:]
Barney: All my life, I have dared to go past what is possible.
Interviewer: [Barney in a British accent] To the impossible?
Barney: Actually, past that... to the place where the possible and the impossible meet to become... the possimpible.
[in the room:]
Lily: The possimpible? Really?
Barney: Inventing your own word shows creativity and vision... "Visiativity."
[on tape:]
Barney: If I can leave you with one thought, it's this. Nothing... and everything... is possimpible.

Quote from Robin

Lily: You didn't let those reporter bitches psych you out, did you?
[flashback to Robin's audition:]
Robin: ...and the President's economic team is hoping to have a proposal before Congress by the end of the month. From all of us here at News Ten, have a good evening. ... So, good night, New York. And may the road ahead be lit with dreams and tomorrows. Which are lit with dreams... also.
[present:]
Ted: Wow, that's terrible. And bad... Also.
Robin: I wasn't done.
[flashback:]
Robin: Stand tall, New York. Trustworthy. Recycling. Wear a condom.
[present:]
Marshall: Wear a condom?
Robin: I'm not gonna be the new Channel Ten anchor, am I?
Barney: This just in, no.

Quote from Barney

Barney: Mine is: "From all of us here at Barney's apartment, get out."