[on Barney's resume tape:]
Interviewer: [Barney in a Scottish accent] What would you recommend to your numerous admirers who want to reach their highest potential?
[in the room:]
Ted: And a wee bit Scottish.
[on tape:]
Barney: The first thing you need to know about success is that it doesn't just come to you. [Barney on a motorcycle with a road background] Most people associate success with money and power, but really it's a state of mind. [engine revs]
Ted: You had to be on a motorcycle to say that?