Robin Quote #308
Quote from Robin in Not a Father's Day
Robin: What?
Ted: I was putting your phone back, and I found something in your bag.
Robin: I have a permit for that. And the other thing was a gift.
Ted: No. This. You stole Jeremy's sock.
Robin: No, I didn't. I don't know how that got in there. It must've fallen in. Weird!
Ted: "Fallen in"?
Robin: Or Lily put it in there as a joke. That bitch be drunk. Okay, I took it. It's just so cute. Sock.
Ted: Robin Scherbatsky, are you warming to the idea of having children?
Robin: No. I don't know. Maybe someday. When I'm, like, 70. Science will catch up. Look, I'm just... I'm confused lately. I'm unemployed. I'm living on a couch.
Ted: Yeah. It's been a rough couple of months for both of us.
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Quote from Barney
Marshall: Barney, they're hot.
Barney: Oh, there is so much to teach you all. You have just become victims of... The Cheerleader Effect. Glad you asked. The Cheerleader Effect is when a group of women seems hot, but only, as a group. Just like with cheerleaders. They seem hot, but take each one of them individually? Sled dogs.
Ted: That's insane.
Barney: Take a good, hard look at each one of those girls. Individually.
Marshall: I don't know. The one on the end is kind of cute.
Lily: Yeah, she really is.
Barney: Also known as the Bridesmaid Paradox, Sorority Girl Syndrome, and for a brief window in the mid-'90s, the Spice Girls Conspiracy. Scary Spice indeed.
Quote from Barney
Barney: Marshall, Not a Father's Day is a hit! Laraby and Finklestein are helping me celebrate. Check it. "World's Greatest Not A Dad" mugs. There's, uh... ha! "Who's Not Your Daddy?" Tee-shirts. Both available at NotAFathers Day.Com. Oh, check out the greeting cards.
Marshall: "For everything you do for yourself, For all the scotch upon your shelf, Your Porsche Carrera rules the freeway, Here's wishing you an all night three-way. Happy Not a Father's Day."
Barney: Check out the illustration. No.
Marshall: Oh, it appears to be some sort of Asian hooker.
Barney: Yes. Because on Not a Father's Day, you get a Thai you'd actually wear. Wordplay five!
Quote from Barney
Ted: What do you mean you're gonna be a dad? How did, how did this happen?
Barney: It was just some girl I hooked up with a few weeks back. She's not sure. She's gonna go to the doctor in the morning.
Lily: Maybe it's a false alarm. Maybe she's not pregnant.
Barney: Lily, no part of Barney Stinson does anything less than 110%. If one of my little Michael Phelpses got loose, he's swimming for the gold.