Barney Quote #460
Quote from Barney in Third Wheel
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, I know you think that you've heard every story from back before I met your mother. But there are some stories you tell and some stories you don't.
[flashback to Ted in a restroom:]
Ted: [on phone] Oh, my God. Barney, oh, my God.
Barney: Use your words, Ted.
Ted: Okay. Barney, I'm about to go for the belt.
Barney: The belt?
Ted: The belt.
Barney: But that's impossible. You were up here less than half an hour ago.
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‘Third Wheel’ Quotes
Quote from Marshall
[Flashback to less than half an hour ago, as Barney and Marshall play Wii Sports in the apartment:]
Marshall: Yes, advantage Eriksen.
Barney: Don't get cocky. Wimbledon lasts a fortnight.
Marshall: Fortnight. British words are so cool. Plus, did you know lawyers there get to wear wigs? I wear a wig to work, I'm a jackass.
Quote from Barney
Ted: All right, I'm ready, let's hit it.
Marshall: Can't go. Tournament.
Ted: What? We agreed, I suited up.
Barney: You take too long to get ready.
Ted: What are you talking about? I got the low-maintenance, just-rolled-out-of-bed look.
Marshall: Yeah, which takes an hour and a half of waxing, tugging and teasing to achieve.
Barney: And then he starts on his hair. Ace.
Quote from Marshall
Barney: [answering phone] Stinson.
Ted: All right, the beers are here.
Barney: Yeah, we're not gonna make it.
Ted: Oh come on, we agreed. Did Marshall take his pants off?
Barney: Yeah, pants are off.
Marshall: This is Wimbledon, Ted. I need the freedom and mobility that only underwear can provide. Cheerio.