Marshall Quote #20

Quote from Marshall in Okay Awesome

Marshall: You think it was kind of weird that Ted didn't invite me out with him?
Lily: Why, you'd rather be out at some dance club, all noisy and sweaty with the... [imitates music beat]. Is that what you want? [imitates music beat]
Marshall: Is this what you want? [imitating Chris] Thirty year fixed mortgage. [imitating Claire] I'm three months pregnant. [sees Claire] That was awkward.

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Ted: Do strategies ever work for you?
Barney: The question is, do these strategies ever not work for me? Either way the answer's "about half the time".

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Future Ted: [v.o.] So kids, would you like to hear the story of the time I went deaf?
Son: Why does he even ask?
Daughter: I know, he's just going to tell us anyway.
Future Ted: I sure am.