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22Quotes from ‘Okay Awesome’

How I Met Your Mother: Okay Awesome

105. Okay Awesome

Aired October 17, 2005

Robin manages to get Ted and Barney into a hip new club, while Lily and Marshall try to spend a classy evening at home.

Quote from Barney

Barney: One of the twenty-four similarities between girls and fish is that they're both attracted to shiny objects. You really never read my blog, do you?


Quote from Barney

Barney: My, oh, my there are some ferocious looking cutlets here tonight. Alright, hookup strategy, colon, find a cutlet; lock her in early, grind with her all night till she's mine.
Ted: Do strategies ever work for you?
Barney: The question is, do these strategies ever not work for me? Either way the answer's "about half the time".

Quote from Future Ted

Future Ted: [v.o.] So kids, would you like to hear the story of the time I went deaf?
Son: Why does he even ask?
Daughter: I know, he's just going to tell us anyway.
Future Ted: I sure am.

Quote from Ted

Robin: Yeah, well the owner goes to my gym. It turns out that he is a fan of my reporting for Metro News One. So now, I'm on the list for tonight.
Ted: Nice going, Scherbatsky. You're becoming a long and difficult-to-spell household name.

Quote from Barney

Robin: He's even getting me into the VIP room.
Barney: Yeah, he just wants to show you his own VIP if you know what I mean...
Robin: Okay, what does "VIP" stand for in your universe?
Barney: [silence] Well, I know that the "P" is penis.

Quote from Barney

Ted: Ever since then she's been signing him up for book clubs, cooking classes...
Barney: All the things you do when you know where the next ten thousand lays are coming from.

Quote from Robin

Lily: Marshall just ditched out on our own party. Can you get me in there? I kind of need to kill him.
Robin: Actually, I can't even get myself in. I was such a dork. I get recognized one time and I start thinking I'm Julia Roberts. No VIP. I'm not even an IP. I'm just a lonely little P sitting out here in the gutter.

Quote from Lily

Lily: He just left in the middle of our own party. You don't do that. Unless, of course, you're chasing after someone who's already done it, and then I think it's okay.
Robin: Well, I hate to take his side, but come on, a wine tasting? What's the big plan for next Saturday, scrabble night?
Lily: Don't check your email.

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