Ted Quote #1107
Quote from Ted in Trilogy Time
[flashback to Ted and Marshall in their college dorm room:]
Ted: And who knows, by then, you and Lily might be engaged.
Marshall: Engaged? Bro, I'm gonna do way better than that.
[fantasy scene as Ted & Marshall imagine what 2003 will look like:]
Lily: Ah, being pregnant is so much fun. I want to do this four more times.
Marshall: Oh, baby, how do you feel after spending all day working on your art, since I make enough to support us both financially?
Lily: Horny. I hope we don't bother you, Ted, because even though we're married and pregnant, it still makes sense that we all share adult-sized bunk beds.
Ted: So, Star Wars?
Marshall: Sure, I don't have to be at work until late afternoon-ish because my boss appreciates that I like to stay up late drinking and rocking out with our band.
Robin: [enters] Did someone say rocking out?
[college:]
Marshall: Whoa, who's the babe?
Ted: That's the best part.
[fantasy:]
Ted: Guys, you remember my awesome girlfriend who was a virgin until we met?
Robin: My name's Rhiannon, like the Stevie Nicks song. I'm hot, but in a crunchy, earthy kind of way. [British accent] Oh, and I'm from England.
Marshall: Nice. Okay, Star Wars time. But first, we jam.
Ted: Good thing I spent the last three years learning to wail on guitar.
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Quote from Barney
[flashback to 2006:]
Barney: A baby in a trucker hat. That's awesome. Anyway, Ted's right. 2009's gonna rule.
[fantasy scene in 2009:]
Barney: By the way, guys, this is Maya. You'll be seeing a lot more of Maya. [shows her out] And they never saw her again. Whassup!
[back:]
Ted: Okay, seriously, at least tell me you're gonna change the what will by then be nine-year-old beer commercial reference.
Quote from Ted
Marshall: Hey, buddy, I get that you're bummed. But I got a good feeling about 2015. I think that's gonna be your year.
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, that was the one time I ever lost faith in the idea that my life would be better in three years. And what's funny is, three years from that moment, my life was amazing.
[fantasy scene in 2015:]
Marshall: All right! It's trilogy time.
Barney: Can I just lodge one complaint? This is a guy's tradition. It's kind of a lame move on Ted's part to bring a chick.
Marshall: Come on, dude, cut him some slack.
Barney: I know. He loves her. She is pretty damn cute.
Ted: [holding a baby] Thank God she takes after her mother.
Barney: All right, let's watch this thing!
Marshall: TV, play Star Wars trilogy. Play Star Wars tril... You know what? Screw it.
Ted: [to the baby] Okay, you are about to see something awesome.
Barney: And just know this: Han shot first.
Marshall: I wonder if things'll be a lot different when we watch the trilogy again in 2018.
Ted: I hope not.
Quote from Barney
[flashback to 2003:]
Marshall: What about you, Barney? Any predictions for 2006?
Barney: Oh, yeah. Picture it.
[fantasy scene in 2006:]
Barney: By the way, guys, this is Jody. You'll be seeing a lot more of Jody. [shows her out] And they never saw her again. Whassup!
[back:]
Marshall: How is that any different from your life right now?
Barney: It's not. I'm KFC, baby. You don't mess with the Colonel's recipe. I want things to stay exactly the same, but with a different hottie. 'Cause Barney don't slurp no sloppy seconds especially his own.