Future Ted Quote #94
Quote from Future Ted in Shelter Island
Ted: Come on, it's not weird.
Stella: It is weird. It's like things are not finished between you two. And Tony, I can't talk with Tony right now. Can you please go out there and tell him to leave? You can make me the bad guy. I'll go talk to Robin, so she
knows it's nothing personal.
Future Ted: [v.o.] And kids, if I had just let Stella talk to Robin, this whole story might have ended differently.
[fantasy:]
Tony: I understand.
[fantasy]
Robin: I get it.
[fantasy]
Announcer: For the first time, Ted and Stella Mosby.
Future Ted: [v.o.] And that's how I met your mother.
[Fantasy scene of Stella with two blonde kids in Ted's future apartment:]
Stella: Blah, blah, blah. Is your dad finally done yakking? Now, come on, who wants ice cream?
Future Ted: But I didn't.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Shelter Island’ Quotes
Quote from Marshall
Ted: We just had dinner with Stella's sister and her fiancé. They're getting married before us.
Stella: Okay, you know how you've dreamt about your perfect wedding day ever since you were a little girl?
Lily: Yeah.
Marshall: Totally.
Quote from Future Ted
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, sometimes you think you're living out one story, but the truth turns out to be something else entirely. At the time I thought the story was about whether Robin should be at the wedding. If only I'd understood what the real story was.
[flashback:]
Stella: Having exes around... I don't know, brings up... unresolved things.
[flashback:]
Stella: How do you know that that spark won't come back with your ex sitting out there? It's like things are not finished between you two.
[flashback]
Stella: I wasted years trying to get Lucy's dad to decide if he was ready for this.
[flashback]
Tony: Seeing you guys, it's made me realize everything I had.
[flashback]
Stella: I used to dream that Tony would be spontaneous like this.
Future Ted: [v.o.] Seriously, kids, never invite an ex to your wedding.
Quote from Robin
Robin: [on Japanese TV] Good evening.
Monkey: [gibbering]
Robin: And I'm Robin Scherbatsky. Peace talks were stalled once again in the Middle East. [the monkey throws marshmallows at Robin] Despite a promising start in the latest negotiations, talks foundered on security issues.