Quote from Ted in Gary Blauman
James: Gary Blauman? I... hate... that I once thought I loved Gary Blauman. Lily: Ooh, this sounds good. James: Gary's the guy that I had an affair with. Tom found out, threw me out of the house, and now the kids are from a broken home. Because of Gary Blauman, everything that matters to me is gone. Barney: I got that beat. So I was ordering fries... Ted: Wait, wait, wait. Blauman's gay? Then that means that night, the real battle was between Blauman and the girl. And the prize was this guy. Marshall: Figured something out. Barney: Keep telling yourself that.