Ted: Barney, if you believe in the Bro Code, how come you've broken it so many times?
Barney: [gasps] How dare you? I have never broken the Bro Code.
Ted: Hmm, hmm, ah! "Article 104: The mom of a bro is always off-limits."
Barney: Okay, look. We've all had a lot of fun joking about me banging your mom.
Ted: Not all of us. Continue.
Barney: But I swear nothing ever happened between the two of us. Trust me.
Ted: Then what's going on with your fingers?
Barney: That's how our bodies were intertwined.