Robin: [on the phone] Hey. How's my favorite architect? Other than incredibly handsome.
Ted: Hey, Mom.
Robin: No, it's Robin.
Ted: What do you need?
Robin: For reasons that aren't important, I'm trapped in Barney's closet. Help get me out, and I'll return your Weekend at Bernie's DVD.
Ted: No way, that's not enough to get me involved in your crazy mess.
Robin: I'll also go with you to the five-day fan convention in the desert.
Ted: You'll come with me to Bernie Man?
Robin: Yes, just hurry.