[fantasy scene in 2015, a balding Ted is surrounded by newspapers and tins in his cluttered apartment:]
Barney: By the way, Ted, this is Melanie. You'll be seeing a lot more of Melanie.
[reality:]
Barney: Wait-wait- Wait a minute! Who is Melanie?
Ted: Come on, Barney, if there's one thing I can count on not to change, it's you walking in with some random girl on your arm.
Barney: No. No, I don't want that. For the first time in my life, I don't want to find myself in three years with some random girl, no matter how many boobs she has. I want to be with Quinn. Guys, you're gonna be seeing
a lot more of Quinn.
Marshall: Dude, we've been to the Lusty Leopard. We've seen plenty.
Barney: I kind of walked into that one. All right, bye-bye.