Ted: Well, it's 9:45. I guess the other 170 of you got lost, so we'll just start. Now, some might say you guys are just taking this class because it's easy or because you've confused architecture with archaeology and think we're gonna do some cool Indiana Jones stuff today. But I think that... [five students walk away] I think just maybe, we got some future architects in the house. Show of hands: who's thinking about a career in architecture? Well, today, all that's gonna change. Follow me.
Construction worker: Hey. Uh, sorry, nobody gets in here without a site pass.
Ted: It's okay, I'm Ted Mosby, the architect of this building.
Construction worker: I don't care if you're the archaeologist of this building. Site's closed.
Ted: Moving on!