Future Ted: [v.o.] Eventually the strangest afternoon of our lives wound to a close and we headed back
to Staten Island, where Barney and his mom had a long-overdue heart-to-heart.
Loretta: Barney, I need to talk to you.
Barney: Uh, me first. Mom, there's something that I need to ask you, and l... I want you to be honest with me. Why do white people like Carrot Top?