Ted: Wow, it feels so good to have told you all that stuff about me. I'm really glad I can open up to you.
Royce: Ted, it's not that big of a deal. Heck, I've been left at the altar. [suitcase appears] Three times. [two more] The last time was because I blew all our money on online poker. [another suitcase] That's why I live with my brother now.
Ted: Wait, I thought you said you had a tiny studio apartment.
Royce: Yup, just the two of us. You should see how he hogs the covers.
Ted: Yeah, you gotta go.