Lily: Ted, I think you need to tell Royce the story of what happened with you and Stella. It's gonna come out eventually.
Ted: Why? Why does it even have to?
Robin: Well, for starters, it's now the fifth highest-grossing movie of all time.
Ted: I don't care. I don't care. I'm taking this to the grave. It's a stupid movie, anyway.
Lily: Sounds terrible.
Robin: My gosh, I would never go and see that film.
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, you know where this is going.