Quote from Ted in Rabbit or Duck
Ted: Being single sucks. Turns you into a crazy person. Robin: I know. So much running around and freaking out, and for what? Ted: It's all so you can find someone you can sit on a couch and put off cleaning the bathroom with. Robin: Well, the joke's on the rest of the world because we can do that on our own. Ted: Exactly. Robin: Exactly.