Marshall: Ooh, ooh. He texted back! "I probably shouldn't tell you this. I mean we barely know each other. But what the hell, I'll just say it."
Barney: This is it, dude. Here comes the "I love you."
Marshall: I wish Stan were here.
Barney: Stan.
Marshall: [phone buzzes] Whoa!
Barney: What?
Marshall: "I sometimes have gay dreams about my best friend."