Quote from Ted in Slapsgiving
Ted: The only reason I'm jealous of Bob is that we can only talk about the first Thanksgiving, but he was actually there. Robin: Come on. Ted: The only reason I'm jealous of Bob is because I heard Noah gave him shotgun in the ark. Robin: Ted... Ted: The only reason I'm jealous of Bob is that I'm just an architect, but he discovered fire. How do you top that?