Quote from Barney in How I Met Everyone Else
Barney: How much fun is this? All of us reminiscing about how we met me? Robin, have I told you how I met Marshall? Robin: Yeah, like five or six times. Barney: It was right over there. [flashback to Ted, Barney and Marshall in a booth in MacLaren's in 2001:] Barney: Here's your problem, you've only slept with one woman. Those kind of stats are only okay if you're eleven. But tonight, we're getting you a new girl because Marshall Eriksen, from this moment on, I make all your decisions for you. Marshall: I'm sorry, who are you again? Ted: This is Barney, I met him the other day. He's kind of a jackass.