Quote from Ted in Monday Night Football
Barney: I didn't only lose the game, I lost every single prop bet. Total penalty yardage, number of replay-challenges, coin toss... What are the odds of losing the coin toss? Ted: 50-50, give or take. Barney: Interceptions, field-goals, total sacks, whether or not there'd be a safety, first... [Ted puts on his Sensory Deprivator 5000 as Barney keeps talking]