Barney: [in an Italian accent] Scusi, I am Luigi, Italian exchange student. I was, uh, walking to class, but then I noticed you. Bella principessa...
Professor Lewis: Tell me what you want or get out.
Barney: Direct. I like that. The name's Barney. What I want... is you.
Professor Lewis: Turn around. [Barney spins around] My place. Two hours. Don't be tardy.