[2018:]
Ted: Oh. 1:45 a.m. Well, you were right, Barney, this night was, in fact, legendary, but...
Barney: I know what you're gonna say and I agree. We're going to Vegas!
Ted: I will be awakened by screaming children in less than... four-and-a-half hours.
Barney: You're staying.
Ted: I'm going.
Barney: Judge Fudge, your very first ruling?
Marshall: He stays.
Barney: Hey! See? Tonight is about celebrating our enduring bond as friends. Nay, family. Because that's what we are, Ted. We are fa... [sees a woman] Okay, fun night, guys. Keep in touch.