[May 2016:]
Robin: Look, you guys do not need to pick sides.
Barney: Nothing has to change.
Robin: No. We've already broken up before and we've stayed friends, remember?
Lily: As long as you promise me this won't mean we stop hanging out.
Barney: Okay.
Lily: I'm serious.
Barney: I know, but, I mean, we hardly hang out anymore anyway. They live in the suburbs now, and you two are about to have baby number three. [off Lily and Marshall's looks] Please. You're so obvious. Your gals are back up to a full C-cup, and you've been sipping her drink all night long.