Quote from Ted in The End of the Aisle
Robin: Last year, when you helped Victoria escape this church, how hard was it to climb down that drainpipe? Ted: Extremely hard. Robin: Okay, so that means super easy. Thanks. Ted: Wait, wait. Stop, stop. What the hell are you doing? Robin: I just... I can't go through with this! Ted: No, no. Sorry. I refuse to be a part of a third runaway bride situation. It's like the dude in that documentary who kept having women show up dead at the bottom of his staircase. Sure, maybe they all tripped, but it's like, do you want to hang out with that guy?