Marshall: Grandma sitting next to the band, divorced couples one table away from each other? No coherent singles table? This is the Robin's hair of seating charts.
Ted: Singles tables are cruel. I mean, what if you went to a wedding with a table of fat guys?
Marshall: That'd be awesome.
Ted: You're right, it would.
Marshall: Let's crack this Blauman nut, then work on the fat-guy table.