Quote from Marshall in Gary Blauman
Marshall: Grandma sitting next to the band, divorced couples one table away from each other? No coherent singles table? This is the Robin's hair of seating charts. Ted: Singles tables are cruel. I mean, what if you went to a wedding with a table of fat guys? Marshall: That'd be awesome. Ted: You're right, it would. Marshall: Let's crack this Blauman nut, then work on the fat-guy table.