Ted: So we're crouching behind a van, hiding from your ex-boyfriend. Forgive me, I'm a little bit of a detective. But it was a bad breakup?
The Mother: Pretty bad.
Ted: Bad like there was a big fight?
The Mother: Bad like there was a big ring.
Ted: Bad like this happened in the past year?
The Mother: Bad like it happened Saturday.
Ted: So bad.
The Mother: Yeah.