Lily: Barney does love us.
Ted: I wish we could help him out the way he helped us. But the wedding photos are in 20 minutes.
Robin: My dad's gonna be so pissed.
Marshall: Yep, Barney's a dead man.
[title: "The Weekend at Barney's"]
[montage of photographs with the gang holding an unconscious Barney up]
Robin Sr.: Barney, you were always a bit chatty and blond for my taste. You're like a woman. But this new side of you... quiet, steady, I like it. You've earned my respect today, son. I request the highest of fives.
Ted: Oh, no.
Marshall: Stay cool, we got this.