Quote from Marshall in Slapsgiving 3: Slappointment in Slapmara
Marshall: [v.o.] And after a while... Marshall: Look at this thing. It's all hot and glowy. I'll never have cold pizza again. I'll never have cold pizza again. Lily: Silence. Marshall: Sorry, White Flower. I've just got a slappetite for destruction. Thanks for everything. I'm gonna go slap Barney Stinson in his stupid face. Lily: Wait, first you must go learn accuracy from the one who is called The Calligrapher in the far-off, mystical land of Cleveland.