Lily: Okay, I'm mad, too.
Ted: I should hope so. All of a sudden, his dream is more important than yours? And he did it behind your back. Bastardo!
Lily: He would never hurt me intentionally.
Ted: I'll hurt him intentionally. Molto bastardo!
Lily: That's sweet of you to say. You could never take Marshall in a million years, but that's sweet of you to say.