Quote from Barney in Bedtime Stories
[title: "Barney Stinson: Player King of New York City"] Barney: [v.o.] As I departed, having bid this busty babe buh-bye, I stopped and looked around, and wondered: Where the hell am I? The sign read 22nd Street, and my concern decreased until a cold wind blew a branch aside, revealing: "East." Barney: The East Side. No. Wh-What have I done? Barney: [v.o.] I stammered with chagrin. Just then a black sedan pulled up... Thug: You Barney? Barney: Yeah. Thug: Get in.