[title: Mosby at the Bat]
Ted: Teddy Westside's got a date!
All: Hooray!
Marshall: [v.o.] We cheered.
Marshall: Ted's off the bench!
Robin: Our boy's back in the game!
Lily: Thank God, it's been a hundred years since Mosby scored a dame.
Marshall: The last time he saw boobies was the screen-test scene in Fame.
Robin: The last girl he dated, I think "Righty" was her name.