Barney: Why'd we lie?
Robin: We have to come clean.
Reverend: Frankly, I am appalled.
Barney: I know. L...
Reverend: Your friend Lily just tried to pass off your sweet story of how you met as her own.
Barney: That lying little tart.
Robin: I am horrified and relieved.
Reverend: Does Lily have any problems that you're aware of?
Barney: Drinking.
Robin: Drugs.
Both: She's been drinking drugs.