[fantasy:]
Marshall: Lily. Hi. I missed you and your hairstyle so much.
Daphne: [voicing Lily] I missed you too.
Marshall: Okay, so, I know that you're excited for Rome.
Daphne: I'm more excited for bed tonight.
Marshall: While I was away, uh, I got a phone call to be a judge.
Daphne: What the damn hell?
[reality:]
Marshall: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Lily does not say, "What the damn hell?"
Daphne: Well, I've never met her, but, yes, she does.
Marshall: Well, you make some good points.