Quote from The Mother in The Locket
Lily: So I was driving with my friend, who thinks he's the road-trip master. He has leather driving gloves. Who wears those? The Mother: Huge dorks. That's who. Future Ted: [v.o.] Your mother was lying. She had her own pair. Lily: And he always makes us stop to see some weird roadside attraction no one except him gives a crap about. The Mother: Nerd alert! Future Ted: Kids, you remember the seven-hour detour on our trip to Disney World so your mother didn't miss that goat in South Carolina who could blow smoke rings. Lily: And he won't go one mile an hour over the speed limit. The Mother: That would drive me crazy. I would give him a humiliating nickname until he stopped driving like a little girl. Future Ted: It was Lady Tedwina Slowsby. And it worked.