Quote from Barney in Something New
Barney: Well, the wedding planning is done, so tonight is all about relaxing and celebrating everything that makes us awesome, which is why I requested our favorite table. Robin: The one by the window. Barney: Where we were sitting the night we saw those two bums fighting. Both: Over a sandwich. Barney: We almost called the cops. Robin: And then we realized they weren't fighting at all. Barney: They were making love. Over a sandwich.