Barney: Please, just don't shoot me in the face... or the crotch!
All: Surprise!
Barney: What's going on?
Robin: Well, we decided to give you everything you wanted for your bachelor party without you even realizing it.
Barney: Wait, so that's why you made me think Marshall might die? And I'd lost all that money and my friends hated me and my wedding was off? You just decided to-to check off everything on this list in the most twisted way imaginable? That is... awesome!
Robin: And it was all planned by a girl.
Barney: Wow!