Ted: Bro. Bro. Of course we got a stripper.
Marshall: Do we look like the kind of dweebs who wouldn't get a stripper?
Ted: And as the saying goes, what happens in the sensibly-priced business hotel outside Atlantic City stays in the sensibly-priced business hotel outside Atlantic City.
Barney: Who is it?
Woman: [o.s.] Police. We got a noise complaint from... Oh, who am I kidding? I can tell it's dead in there. I'm the stripper!
Quinn: Barney?
Barney: Quinn?