Barney: This night has been catastrophic.
Ted: "Catastrophic"! Everybody pound.
Ralph Macchio: Sorry, bro. I'm staying. If this is anything like my bachelor party - strippers, booze, definitely no hand stuff, wink-wink - it is gonna be in... wait for it... credible. Incredible!
Ted: Wow. You guys are actually a lot alike.
Barney: You take that back, sir! I am nothing like Ralph Macchio! I mean, did you guys even get a stripper?