Quote from Barney in The Fortress
Ted: Barney? Barney: [as a floating head hologram] My son. Ted: Barney, enough with the floating Jor-El head from the Fortress of Solitude in Superman, okay? It's getting old. Barney: I only use it to say really important stuff. Ted: Last time you used it to tell me Wendy's had introduced a spicy version of "The Baconator". Barney: Exactly. And now, my son, it is time for me to bestow on you... Ted: Can we just talk face-to-face like normal people? Barney: Ted, just... Just... Okay? My son, it is time for me to bestow on you... [Ted opens the door to the closet where Barney is recording himself] Close the door. Ted: No. This is... Barney: Oh, my God, can you just be cool? Once? Please? Just once? Can you just once be cool? Once? Please?