Lily: [answers phone] Ahoy.
The Captain: A seven-foot-tall cross-dressing Cambodian is throwing glitter and fish guts at a billboard on the B.Q.E.
Lily: So he's some sort of conceptual painter?
The Captain: No, no, just a crazy person on the local news. I thought you might have a laugh. You're off the clock, relax. I must own it.
Lily: Aye, aye, Cap'n.