Quote from Ted in The Ashtray
[flashback to stoned Ted at the art gallery:] The Captain: Well, well. Ted Mosby, my old nemesis. What are you doing here? Ted: Well, Lily... saw an ad for this... [confused silence] The Captain: Gallery. Ted: So we thought we'd... come and check out the... [confused silence] The Captain: Artwork? Ted: And then we ran into... The Captain: Me? Robin: [v.o.] And the Captain wasn't glaring at you. He couldn't take his eyes off... The Captain: Hey, nice to see you again. Robin: Yeah, you, too. Ted: [out loud] Oh. Man, this guy is so rude. I mean, I get why he's upset. I did stick it to his ex-wife... repeatedly. Still, the guy's being a jerk. Someone needs to take him down a peg.