Barney: All right, just be careful, okay? This girl is really crazy.
Marshall: Yeah, why can't she just accept the fact that you guys broke up?
Ted: I know, I know, why can't she just accept that? Why, it's, like, why? ... It might be because we didn't actually break up. [record scratches] Aw, man. Jeanette, come on, that's vintage vinyl.