Quote from Ted in Bad Crazy
Ted: I know. You're right. I have to break up with her. I should do it in a public place, though, so she doesn't flip out. Future Ted: So the next night, I met her in a public place so she wouldn't flip out. Jeanette: I will kill you, ref! I will kill you in front of all these people! Ted: Oh, boy. Jeanette: What, you think I won't just 'cause I'm in a public place? I'll go to jail for the rest of my life if I have to! Ted: Listen, before the game starts, I think we need to talk. [cut to:] Marshall: I can't believe Ted's dead. Barney: I know. Marshall: What a way to go. Barney: Killed by a bazooka. Ted: All right, all right, so I'm not on my game today. I did just break up with someone last night