Ted: I know. You're right. I have to break up with her. I should do it in a public place, though, so she doesn't flip out.
Future Ted: So the next night, I met her in a public place so she wouldn't flip out.
Jeanette: I will kill you, ref! I will kill you in front of all these people!
Ted: Oh, boy.
Jeanette: What, you think I won't just 'cause I'm in a public place? I'll go to jail for the rest of my life if I have to!
Ted: Listen, before the game starts, I think we need to talk.
[cut to:]
Marshall: I can't believe Ted's dead.
Barney: I know.
Marshall: What a way to go.
Barney: Killed by a bazooka.
Ted: All right, all right, so I'm not on my game today. I did just break up with someone last night