Quote from Marshall in Ring Up
Robin: Okay, what is going on with you guys? Marshall: It's the cuff. It turns out that picturing me as a loser musician with a Vicodin addiction and a beat-up van I use to steal copper wire really turns Lily's crank. Who knew? Robin: Whoa, what... What happened to your wrist? Marshall: Oh. It's an allergic reaction. Robin: So take it off. Marshall: Robin, once you have a child, anything that gets you even remotely close to the possibility of sex is worth a few pus-filled blisters. Better the sores weep than I.