Barney: Guys, I'm going through something kinda hard. Since Quinn and I broke up, she's gone back to dancing at The Lusty Leopard, and it's just really tough because...
Ted: 'Cause you have to find a new strip club?
Barney: I have to find a new strip club! I've been going to The Lusty Leopard for seven years.
Lily: Wow. That's like 49 in perv years.
Barney: Sixty-nine. Self-five. Look, without my open wallet, The Lusty Leopard would be nothing. Thanks to me, they've been able to expand and take over that soup kitchen next door. Now I'm a free agent, and all the strip clubs are after me.