Marshall: Fine, but the play-offs are coming up soon, andI can't have this guy an emotional wreck. If you do dump him, at least let him down easy.
Ted: Yeah. Take him to a nice restaurant, preferably a dessert place. That way you won't have to sit through
a whole meal before you get to...
Barney: Splitsville.
Ted: Exactly.
Barney: No, Splitsville. It's a dessert place right around the corner. It's sort of the place to end a relationship.